Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Survival of the fittest takes on a whole new meaning in these classes!

Don't let this guy get you!!!
When the "walkers" start running and biting, will you be fast food or fast enough not to be food?
Jogging won't be enough to get away, you'll need to jump over obstacles, be able to change direction at the drop of a hat, sprint in spurts and push through hoards of the undead.
With our special Zombie Fitness Training (ZFT), you'll be prepared when, not if, the dead get up, start walking and try to take a bite out of your noodle.
The ZFT workout will have you pushing heavy weight just like you will have to when raiding stores for food or pushing your car to start when the battery dies. We will also work your arms and back to assure you can keep those teeth out of your flesh when holding zombies off, swinging a bat or pipe or whatever you can find or just punching the old dead buggers right in the ear. Last but not least, we work those legs really hard so you'll be able to run, jump, juke, jive and move faster than those rotting corpses will ever be able to keep up with.
This set of classes will run from October 24th through the 31st, Weekdays 6pm through 8pm and Saturday 10am to Noon. The cost is a mere $5 to just drop in. You don't need to come right at the start time, show up anytime between the scheduled class time 6-7:30pm (always show up at minimum 30 minutes before the class is scheduled to end). If you succeed and survive the class we will offer you 25% off any of our memberships!